08.19.20 What a wild year 2020 has been so far!

I saw this on Facebook a while back and had to share it here. It’s a crazy little summary of all the wild and unusual happening so far in 2020.

I hope this shows up as a memory in future years to remind me what a wild year this year has been so far! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคช

๐Ÿ“Dear Diary 2020 Edition,

๐Ÿ—“๏ธIn January, Australia caught on fire๐Ÿ”ฅ. I donโ€™t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war ๐Ÿ”ซ with Iran. We might actually still be almost at war with them๐Ÿคท. I donโ€™t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show๐Ÿ† and everyone flipped๐Ÿ˜ฒ out, but then there was a thing happening in China ๐Ÿคท, then Prince Harry ๐Ÿคดand Megan ๐Ÿ‘ธ peaced out โ˜ฎ๏ธ of the Royal family๐Ÿฐ, and there was the whole impeachment trial โš–๏ธ, and then corona virus ๐Ÿ˜ทshowed up in the US๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ€œofficially,โ€ but then Kobe died ๐Ÿ’€and UK peaced โ˜ฎ๏ธ out of the European Union.

๐Ÿ—“๏ธIn February, Iowa looked foolish with the caucus results and the president was acquitted โœ”๏ธ and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name, COVID-19, ๐Ÿ˜ท which confused some really important people who are actually in charge of things…like our lives, into thinking ๐Ÿคฆthere were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guiltyโŒ, and Americans started asking if Corona beer ๐Ÿบwas safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€โš•๏ธwho just knew the flu killed waaaaaaaay more people than COVID 1 through 18 EVER did….. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ

๐Ÿ—“๏ธIn March, you know what hit the fan. Warren๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป or bust, but then Italy ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ shut itself down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic ๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜ท and then a nationwide state of emergency ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ›‘was declared in US, but it didnโ€™t really change anything๐Ÿคท, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like yaโ€™ll not taking me seriously๐Ÿ˜ค? Iโ€™m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks๐Ÿ˜ญ, but then the DOW took a plunge, and most of us still donโ€™t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing ๐Ÿคท. Then we were all introduced to ๐Ÿ… Tiger King ๐Ÿ‘‘. From what I understand, Carol TOTALLY killed ๐Ÿ’€her husband, and Netflix was like youโ€™re welcome ๐Ÿ˜‰ We all realized there was ๐Ÿšซ no way we were washing our hands ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œenough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross.๐Ÿคฎ

๐Ÿ—“๏ธIn April, Bernie ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿปfinally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC ๐ŸŒ†became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one ๐Ÿšซ has face masks๐Ÿ˜ท, ventilators๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ, or toilet paper๐Ÿšฝ, or quality meat ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“ at a reasonable price๐Ÿ’ธ! But then Kim Jong-Un ๐Ÿ’€died, but then he came back to lifeโ€ฆ or did he๐Ÿคท? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs ๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŒŒand nobody cared๐Ÿ˜, and we were like man, itโ€™s only April๐Ÿคฏโ€ฆ.

๐Ÿ—“๏ธIn May, the biblical โ›ช end times kicked off historical locust ๐Ÿฆ—swarms and then we learned of murder hornets ๐Ÿand realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know, but then people legit protested ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ™… lockdown measures with ๐Ÿ”ซAR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽณ๐ŸŽพโšพ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿˆโšฝ. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking ๐Ÿคฌpoint with race issues and violence. ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿป๐Ÿค›๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค›๐ŸผThere were protests in every city, but then people forgot about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. ๐Ÿ“บMedia struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, but then people ๐Ÿ‘ฅin general struggle to focus on more than one important thing, and a dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿณ whale was found in the middle of the Amazon ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŒณrain forest after monkeys ๐Ÿ™Š stole ๐Ÿ˜ทCOVID 1 through 19 from a ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ lab and ran off with them. It was either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid โ˜„๏ธnarrowly missed Earth.๐ŸŒŽ

๐Ÿ—“๏ธIn June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks ๐Ÿ˜ทbecame a political ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธthing, but then a whole lot of people realized the south actually lost the Civil War, and there are large numbers of people who feel that statues๐Ÿ‘ค they donโ€™t even know the name of are needed for โ€ฆ ‘history’ reasons๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท….. but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜ท, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a God given right (๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ท=๐Ÿ˜‡…still haven’t found that part in the bibleโ›ชor even in the constitution๐Ÿ“œ). Then scientists ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌannounced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass๐Ÿ‘พ at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DONโ€™T YOU DARE TOUCH IT ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ‘ˆ, but then everyone took a pause ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ to realize that people actually believed…… Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction (They think it’s a documentary y’all!!! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ) but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿคท coming from somewhere ๐ŸŒŒ in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DONโ€™T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ“ฒ, but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasnโ€™t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone ๐ŸŒŸspectacularly……not that great ๐Ÿ˜ฃbut everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing ๐Ÿ’จworks. Then Florida ๐Ÿ–๏ธwas like hold my beer ๐Ÿบ and let me show you how weโ€™re number one ๐Ÿฅ‡ in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Corona Virus๐Ÿ˜ท. Trump decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court โš–๏ธ to shut down Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜ท, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธcoming straight at us from the Sahara Desert๐Ÿœ๏ธ, which is totally normal ๐Ÿง, but this is 2020, so the ghost ๐Ÿ‘ปโ˜ ๏ธ mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. Then I learned of meth-gators๐Ÿ’Š๐ŸŠ, and I’m like that is so not on my freaking 2020 Bingo card, but then we learned that the Congo’s worst ever Ebola outbreak ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค• is over, and we were all like, ๐Ÿคทthere was an Ebola outbreak that was the worst ever๐Ÿคท?

๐Ÿ—“๏ธโฌ‡๏ธTODAY is July 2, 2020โ€ฆ. Aliens? Zeus? Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? Anybody else got guesses??? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

Thanks to whoever started this for the opportunity to copy and paste.

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐ŸคทAlso, why didn’t I know about the whale ๐Ÿณ in the Amazon? I’m going to Google that right now!!!!โ€

I surely hope that the rest of 2020 goes a lot smoother and less wild and crazy!

If you know that God is in control, like I do, you will be less stressed no matter what comes your way! Give your worries over to God. He’s a big God and wants to handle it all. If you don’t have Him in your life, I’d love to share with you the peace and joy I have with Him!

Have a Blessed week!

 

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